Thursday, March 11, 2010

Nadine Jansen And Decoration Day

important measures in the event of an earthquake



A) WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF AN EARTHQUAKE

The first is immediately put under your door or under a table, thus facilitate the work of rescue workers and firefighters at the time of removing the debris find his body, and thus deliver the remains to a family a little less agile than you, which was not or shitting in one of these parties.

B) WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF REPLICAS
What rechucha going to do, shit, reader. Nothing more than to care or Weon Weon, and think things like: "Aaaayyy, Dear God, have mercy on us." Or: "Ohh conchesumare, of nueo is trembling. "Culiao Country touched me." Etcetera.

If you have a dog leg Culiao Use two muzzle l'pah that does not increase the nervousness. Hence his closest stop by with the same care and Weon comment: "Hey, did you feel the earthquake? Was strong, right? ".

C) WHAT TO DO IF A STRONG REPLY ME IN THE BATHROOM PILL

If you run outside naked swimming. Whether then they all laugh at you because you have the pichula girl one breast bigger than the other, stretch marks or too fat. It's better than that to peel and then discuss the old coolie, "Ohh, if it was such a good person. "

If you're shitting, make a entúbeselo lulo and in the slit. The same goes if menstruating.
calm
Once cleaned the fine details.


D) WHAT IF I DO IN THE SUPER PILL OR THE MALL

It wea did their compatriots in Concepción. Get to steal all flaitemente weas so as not to lose so beautiful custom republic.

E) Y Pill ME IF A BASEMENT OR UNDERGROUND. DO

Wait patiently for the building will fall over. And what the fuck else is going to do poh hear.


F) Y SI ME PILL IN AN ELEVATOR

This case is very important to get in the same position as Rodin's Thinker. Did you know? I mean that stone Culiao thoughtful and very muscular. Ahh, and what balls as possible in sculpture. In this way, rescuers, upon finding it, say you went to the last time a thinker and a true mystery to mankind. Be funny and worth in any case. And if possible walk with a large garbage bag pah that if the matter becomes very Bridget gets inside a definitive cure and rescue efforts.

A CONTRIBUTION TO PEACE AND HOPE FOR MY COUNTRY .- THANK
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