When Aunt Rosa Choro enyuntó with Charlotte, he took her to live in one the most surreal and flaite could be in San Miguel. A kind of plot squatter huts equipped with two half done, without running water or electricity, and a suspicious weeds tallercito craftsman made huge smack in the middle of all that paradise of oblivion. It was however, for Aunt Rose, a haven of unbridled happiness, which he always spoke with pride and great appreciation. Aunt Rosa was possessed of a unique tenderness, but his particular vision of life even transgressed codes strangest of thugs and lunatics, so (and also fascinated by the ancient legends of his old street Carloto) decided during a late April also be of "mind moves and chorizo", forever changing his usual life of housewife and mother tender by a roving entrepreneurial leader with aspirations of chora.
Since then, for every evening he went to the supermarket to steal herds of animals in meat billet; entire liquor liquor store and acres of fruit and vegetables, using for this the huge fine leather jacket Chancho Joel, killed with machetes by Choro Carloto few years ago in the League Emergency. Culi was where I used this jacket kept half the supermarket with his affable smile either fall, winter or summer, walking through the halls and yelling at you when I saw him at a distance: "Hello, poh mijito, come take a yogurcito with her aunt, pueh! "and strikes out a pah there with friends or girlfriend with sincere desire to run. More over, as the aunt was taken between corridor and hallway sour bottles to dry, leaving absolutely comb pah ago, when the time of eleven was installed with all due respect to the food court to sample appetizers, drink, marry, ceviche , roast chicken and canned preserves. Until I saw one again to shout: "Do not you see, dear, a little help forever." Certainly at that point and laugh cagA was no more than accept the trutro chicken until the two were combined offering.
While the plot had no light or running water, never missed thanks to Aunt Rosa roasts abundant, fine liquors and partying at all hours of the day, accompanied by songs and delicious stories. That was until February a warm morning began noises from the shadows accompanied by oval shapes fickle lights that rattled the bushes and trees, interpreting Aunt Rose as undeniable proof of alien invasion. Proceeded and to collect as many stones available and prepared to throw citing angry cries that no wicked invade your planet Mars. It's so alien after his tantrum, the lights in question turned out to be the headlights of the IDPs who had entered the plot to take her for his constant theft "ant."
"I go and come back old man! I and back", he said goodbye smiling while wearing handcuffs in the middle of the night. The aunt went out early this not be suitable for a trial, while the old Carloto like never before feared for his life.
pass and then unable to return to work in the Leader, and seeing also his life off of anguish, decided one afternoon in September following the steps of the old site and check Carloto who provided him there in the San Gregorio. This Mexican to nothing less than the old provider, and win once and for all their file of thugs. Then followed him and watching once the respective trades, waited to put out the Carloto the place and prepared to watch the old Meche, who missed from a purse and took out the grams of cocaine base Falopa and with many bundles of tickets.
waited then it was not near his house and armed only with a hammer naturally approached him to start giving serious pounding in the head and face, removing everything that implied. The old Meche just cried and begged him to please not kill her, until suddenly in the middle of their prayers, just vanished on a dark puddle of blood. Aunt Rose went slowly filled with a childlike happiness and strange, while mother gently wrapped the precious bag.
Once I am back in the plot and proud after telling what he did to the old Charlotte, he began to pull out the few hairs that were screaming like banshee, kicking chairs and furniture and how conchesumare insisting that he could think to make such WEA, and that was people chora and dangerous and that he had screwed up for life. And then Aunt Rosa, who until then had been listening in complete silence with eyes red from weeping and tears, proceeded to crash into the front of a large white porcelain bowl, with much gratitude and misunderstanding evil together.
The months passed and apart from the old Meche never suspecting the proximity of the removed, is that Aunt Rosa found in beautifying their plot a healthy and comfortable pastime. He removed all the weeds and replacing it with various colorful flowers circles of the time. Also developed and even orchards irrigated by ingenious through leaks, the old Carloto also demanding the immediate restoration of electricity and potable water, under pain of stabbing and slashing.
is at this time when Aunt Rosa finds in charity and service to others its deepest vocation, so a July afternoon coming from the show on the road found two characters who shared a box of wine ditch. The first was an old fat nose swollen by alcohol and the other a subject very winches, smelly and combing the hair gel and Gardel. When seeing them immediately invited to eat by providing all its usual hospitality. The problem was that during the course of the evening in the meantime Pipeño y canturreo, el malacotoso en cuestión comenzó a ponerse demasiado cariñoso con la tía Rosa, situación que llevó a la tía a aventarle inmediatamente algunos cadenazos en la cabeza y en el rostro, a la vez que el Choro Carloto por su parte le propinaba tres certeros estoques casi femorales. Fue así que la emotiva jornada de amor por el prójimo de la tía se convertía en todo lo contrario, teniendo al Gardelito ahí tirado en el suelo, perdiendo cierta cantidad de sangre.
El pobre viejo Carloto, hallándose entonces completamente desesperado, pensó de inmediato en solicitarnos ayuda a mí y a mi hermano. Y nosotros, que queríamos tanto al viejo Carloto y a la tía Rosa, y sin entender la magnitud del problema, partimos de inmediato hasta el lugar. Al llegar encontramos totalmente desparramado en una silla al anciano gordo brindando con el jarro de pipeño. Mi tía Rosa, no menos alegre por su parte, repetía una y otra vez que había tenido que matarlo porque “así era la cosa”. El Viejo Carloto simplemente no la podía creer, se tomaba la cabeza arrancándose los pocos cabellos y repitiendo en estado de shock que él ya había pagado por todos sus finaos, y que ya estaba viejo para la cana y cuánta lamentación más posible.
Pero nosotros con la tía fuimos más bien de familia práctica así que procedimos a cavar de inmediato un agujero profundo más no muy Gardelito long to bury the foul in the fetal position, so that not occupy much space. Indeed, all going to wonder as we discussed the feasibility of restricting or not restricting it, when suddenly he heard a siren crazy cops in the distance, leading to the absurd and monstrous Gardelito awakening like Lazarus. Then spontaneously started to give him a hell of charchazos Puebla on leaving again on the verge of fainting, when suddenly a cry Aunt Rosa said we must forgive. Well, before the terrible impact of such statement, and as certainly those who do not expect life and shit, is that sit at the table once again Reconchesumadre Gardelito that pouring a glass of wine, and after finding that his injury was not bleeding, we all sat down beside him also to drink and smoke in complete silence as we watched the trees and we stood empty.
"So the thing poh" Aunt Rose said then. "So with the thing," he repeated tenderly to his face and hands crossed.
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